If you were on death row, what would you request for your last meal?

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hot tea, a glass of plum wine, fresh steamed asparagus spears, braised bean curd with black mushrooms in brown sauce, wonton soup, pot stickers and a fortune cookie. Oh yeah..... :) Course it would suck to die later.

-- shawn (perplekiwi@yahoo.com), December 07, 2000


Ooooh! Excellent question!

I would want tiny portions of all the foods that have made me gasp: a salad with perfect croutons; forest mushrooms with spaetzle from the Hotel Wilde in Hugelsheim; a slice of four-cheese pizza from Gino's in Chicago; a sublime noodle stir-fry from Mongolian BBQ; a portobello mushroom burger from the Cheesecake Factory; a perfect eggroll from anywhere; tofu pad thai from Malee's On Main; an ear of the orgasmically fresh corn we grew in our backyard when I was small; a bottle of that sparkling Italian red that Mimi brought me from Venice; some perfect raspberries; and a bar of Lindt chocolate with hazelnuts.

This will cause a rather pungent explosion when they flip the switch.

On the plus side, it's not like I'd care about getting indigestion!

-- suriel (suriel@darktapestry.com), December 07, 2000.

A big steak. Sauteed mushrooms and onions. Lots of garlic. Garlic ashed potatoes, a loaf of french bread, 1 Dr Pepper, 1 Guiness Stout, 1 pack of clove cigs, 1 hookah, with coals and sheesha, and 1 hour to play on a Cray mainframe.

And a lightning rod for desert. ;)

This is a good reason why Texas is sick and must be expunged from the Earth. http://tdcj.state.tx.us/stat/finalmeals.htm

Ahhh, the information services that taxpayers pay for. Kinda gives one that delightful Libertarion fuzzy feelin'.


-- Empty (surielswebforum@emptiedout.com), December 07, 2000.

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