[Humor] Public Statement by the Rev. Jesse Jacksongreenspun.com : LUSENET : Unk's Wild Wild West : One Thread
I received this today in an email. Enjoy.
Public Statement by the Rev. Jesse Jackson
Due to the great consternation caused by the revelation of my act of procreation, I accept my obligation to give an explanation to the population for my act of copulation. I gave in to temptation, for the anticipation of sexual gratification, that I could not obtain through masturbation, resulting in my fornication. I accepted her invitation, and provided her with excitation, stimulation, penetration, replication, and liberation. She provided lubrication (to avoid inflammation) and I wore condoms to avoid contamination. She cried for duplication but I insisted upon termination, in spite of her fascination with variation. This has caused me great aggravation, and agitation; and provocation of the media has resulted in my humiliation, denigration, and degradation. My wife is considering castration, which would require my hospitalization. Pray that this matter will find culmination in my sanctification and rehabilitation so that my plans for nomination to my ultimate vocation will not result in revocation and termination. I hope this proclamation has provided illumination and verification and will prohibit further provocation.
The Rev. Jesse Jackson
-- David L (firstname.lastname@example.org), February 14, 2001
Good laugh David. I received this about 8 days ago but due to my lofty position as Grand Dragon of Southern California (:>) I felt it would be improper to post this on the forum. However, it does beg the question: “Where is the Rev?”
The terrorist activities of the Push/Rainbow Coalition will now come back to haunt him and his band of merry men. Pay back is a bitch!
-- Barry (email@example.com), February 14, 2001.