"Lindsay the Amazing Lap Goat" has Struck Again!

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Yes indeed,Lindsay has struck again! We were out with the goats today.And we brought some turkey and cheese sandwhiches with mayonaise to munch on while we planned our new goat fence area. My Mom was eating her sandwhich,and here comes Lindsay. She climbed my Mom and was trying to eat the sandwhich! So then my Mom gave her a little piece of the bread. Lindsay ate it. Then Lindsay climbed her again trying to get the sandwhich.So she gave her another little piece. So then Lindsay did it again! So she gave her a piece with a little piece of cheese. Lindsay LOVED the cheese!!! So then Lindsay walked off for a moment. Then Edele wanted a taste! So my Mom gave Edele a taste. Edele didn't like it to much,so she just went back in the barn. Then while my Mom was holding the piece she was going to give Edele,Lindsay snuck up on her and stole the rest of her sandwhich! Then my Mom said "Well,at least you could share.You sandwhich swiper." So then Lindsay shook the sandwhich like a dog getting mayonaise ALL OVER her face!! She looked rabid!! LOL Then she ate the Turkey meat! LOL So then she walked around for a while with Mayonaise on her face.Until she wiped it off on my Mom and on herself. :-) I could tell all sorts of stories on this particular goat! :-D

-- Cosmic Country Girl (CosmicCountry@Yahoo.com), March 02, 2001

Answers

Oh no!A meat eating goat!Now we have to worry about Mad goat disease,but with the way they ususally act....How could you tell? cute story. thank you.

-- greg (gsmith@tricountyi.net), March 02, 2001.

Chuckle, chuckle. Good story. TKS

-- Nina in E TX (nchick4997@aol.com), March 02, 2001.

Thanks!! I had a rough day, really needed that story!

-- Cathy in NY (hrnofplnty@yahoo.com), March 02, 2001.

Gee, sounds like a goat I have! ;-)

-- Cindy in Ok (cynthiacluck@yahoo.com), March 04, 2001.

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