Allegations this morning that George Graham fined players and made them pay cash. £18,000 found in the club secretary's drawer by the new bosses.

I wonder if any of our lot have been fined for their exceptionally shite performances recently?

-- Anonymous, March 21, 2001

Answers

Cash has always been GG's style - as they say, an old dog never changes his fiscal preferences!

-- Anonymous, March 21, 2001

"Right lad you're late for training and your attitude stinks, see me at Toddington Services, 10pm, with £10,000 in used fivers"

-- Anonymous, March 21, 2001

I'm very pleased he was sacked with Spurs so close to the Cup Final. I think the FA Cup would have to have been nailed down. Why on earth is the man allowed anywhere near our football grounds?

-- Anonymous, March 21, 2001

cos he's not as bad as an ex England manager currently plying his wares somewhere on Teeside

-- Anonymous, March 21, 2001

....what, you mean his "legitimate business interest" are illegitimate, Macbeth? Surely not?

-- Anonymous, March 21, 2001

his busines sinterests are legit, it's just that his cut of the profits turns them into losses

-- Anonymous, March 21, 2001