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MYSTERY LUSENET THEATRE 3000

(make up your own theme)

Intro: The Satellite of Love. Mike and the bots are staring intently at an old computer.

CROW: OK, that's it! I give up!

MIKE: Crow?

CROW: We've been staring at the damn thing for five minutes! Nothing's happening!

TOM: I have to agree with him, Mike.

MIKE: Hey, don't blame me. Pearl said this Webcam thing was the wave of the future.

CROW: So that's that? You took down our viewscreen?

MIKE: Well, it sounded so convincing at the time.

CROW: I'm gonna go get some ham... hey, wait a minute!

The grainy image of Pearl appears on the screen.

PEARL: Hello, bolt-brains. Whaddaya think, pretty spiffy, huh?

TOM: Actually... no.

PEARL: Guys, you're in for a treat. I'm taking you off your steady diet of bad movies...

ALL: Whoo-hoo!

PEARL: ...and putting you on a steady diet of Lusenet posts.

ALL: Nooooo!

CROW: Couldn't you just send us Puma Man again?

PEARL: I'm afraid you've built up quite a resistance to B-movies over the years. Sorry, but you guys leave me no choice.

MIKE: So, what are you inflicting upon us today?

PEARL: It's a little thread on the Anime forum, involving impersonation, betrayal, and family feuds... despite that, it's not very good! Enjoy!

Pearl double clicks and a little hourglass appears on the screen.

ALL: WE'VE GOT LUSENET SIGN!!!

(what, you were expecting doors?)

Header: Anyone that got dissed by Sil. Dragon

TOM: meet in the back alley, and we rumble!

CROW: My dragon can beat up your dragon.

I no you won't wanna here tis

CROW: You're right.

butt

TOM: Head.

that wsn't Sil on... he awy forr yes.

CROW: He's been away for years?

TOM: Since yesterday?

MIKE: At a Yes concert?

noe off tha gardge trrue!!!!

MIKE: Off gardening?

CROW: Off in the garage?

TOM: Reprazentin' from tha garage, boyeee!

it writ bi TT.

CROW: Well, that clears everything up.

Sil. plese anwer...

MIKE: No.

- Dark Tiger

Grrrr.

TOM: Uh oh. He woke up the bear.

CROW: Yeah, now Sil is gonna steal his vodka.

I was away fer the day

CROW: Collecting my unemployment.

en TT come by to screw up my com.

TOM: TT?

MIKE: Tiny Tim, shame on you!

Wai!

TOM: Wai! These posts are so cuuute!

CROW: Okay, now we're on the anime board.

Let me read those messages ferst!

TOM: No, they're mine. All mine! Wa ha ha!

- Crow/Silver Dragon

CROW: Hey! That's plagiarism!

TOM: Yeah, pick a name and stick with it, buddy!

Wha???

TOM: I know, just go with it.

Where didhe get all those ideas????

CROW: I am NOT that kind of girl!

I have great respect for Mog (not Moggo!)

CROW: Moggo can kiss my ass.

and Bomber too. *Charges a M-22*

MIKE: Fireworks? Now?

Inukko is NOT an idiot!

CROW: He's an ivory-tower intellectual.

TOM: Shh!

And I would never insult my creator!!!!

TOM: At least he remembers one of the commandments.

As for Fire Wyrm,

CROW: Get bent.

even though I don't know him well, I don't call people with a Y!!

MIKE: I call them with a J.

TOM (Cheech & Chong voice) Hey man, you wanna get high?

Please don't think I'm a idiot, infact help me!!

CROW: Ohh no Mister Smartypants. You can just find your own help.

Please tell me what you want me to do with TT!!!

MIKE: Take away his ukelele?

(Accept me humble apology)

CROW: What, so first he's Japanese, and now he's British?

- Crow/Silver Dragon

CROW: STOP USING MY NAME! CALL YOURSELF SILVER DRAGON, JUST SILVER DRAGON! IS THAT SO HARD?

MIKE: Whoa.

Hmm, I did not get kicked out of heaven!!

MIKE: Who said that was heaven? Mwahaha!

I haven't even been there yet.

TOM: Hehe, riffback!

* This is for DT only.

MIKE: You heard him, everybody cover their eyes.

How did TT get into me house????

CROW: Oi! Ow did TT git into me house?

- Crow/Silver Dragon

MIKE: And now, a rebuttal from Crow/Silver Dragon.

he aked youn uncle.

TOM: Verily, I shall ask yon uncle!

sys he do somein' on yiur com.

MIKE: Yiur com?

TOM: That's a new one to me.

CROW: I've heard of lolicom...

i hav sugges. poor oill on tT and han TTT upsid don ovrr firre!!!

TOM: Yes, but what do we do with TT?

CROW: Who cares? TTT is gonna han upsid don!

burn til ded!

TOM: You know, I'm glad I left Alabama.

*tri stripp TT*

TOM: Eww.

CROW: Purina Tri-Strips! Dogs don't know it's not a tri-tip!

- Dark Tiger

The last remark wasn't funny,

TOM: I know, but just go with it.

DT!! It was rude!!

MIKE: My! How rude!

You are too excotic (sp?)

TOM: No, you got it right.

MIKE: Is he hitting on DT?

HAHAHAHAHAHA!

CROW: The Joker?

MIKE: This is why you shouldn't post during dental surgery.

for you Sil. everyone thinks you're an idiot!

TOM: (Pee Wee) I know you are, but what am I?

Moggo,

CROW: Nope, don't know her.

Wrymy,

TOM: Doesn't ring a bell.

Saint Jeje,

ALL: (burst out laughing)

CROW: Jeje, the saint of bad lusenet posts!

everyone!

TOM: I'm sorry.

HAHAHAHA!

MIKE: Doctor, I think he's had enough.

- Tommy Turtle

ALL: (laughs again)

CROW: So this is the mysterious (chuckle) TT (snort).

Keep laughing!!

CROW: Okay...HAHAHAHA!

I fix you!!!

TOM: (Beavis) I show you Taekwondo Thaiboxing!

DT's remark is rude though.

MIKE: Hanging is fine, but the oil part was just rude.

I'm not trying!!!

TOM: We can see that.

CROW: This guy makes Bart Simpson look like an overachiever.

- Crow/Silver Dragon

Stick firecrackers up his nose!

MIKE: Finally, a use for the M-22.

- Monkeymonk

CROW: I'm no monkey! I'm monk!

TOM: Hey, what's happening?

We see the "Now Loading" screen again, then Pearl's face.

PEARL: Darn it! My connection timed out!

MIKE: Hey, we're back in the real world!

TOM: That wasn't so bad!

CROW: Yeah, at least it was short.

PEARL: You just wait... I have volumes of "Monster Rancher" to send you!

TOM: You wouldn't!

PEARL: Oh yes I would. Prepare yourselves!

She doubleclicks on LUSENET again.

ALL: WE'VE GOT LUSENET SI-

Out of the blue, Bobo appears and grabs the mouse.

BOBO: (fiddling with the keys) Hey, a computer! Wonder if I can get Pacman on this thing...

PEARL: Wait, don't touch that ic-aaaah!

The screen goes dark. MST3K Love Theme plays.

(Note: Don't flame me (much), I'm just having fun with these posts. No offense is intended. Feel free to MiST (or meta-Mist) my work anytime... until then, Keep Circulating The Posts!)

Stinger: i hav sugges. poor oill on tT and han TTT upsid don ovrr firre!

-- Anonymous, April 01, 2001

Answers

(i'll make an exception for this post,....)) cute and funny,... a litte hard to read tho next time try to use colors for differant people and black for posts, i go t a little confrused :wanders back to bed::

-- Anonymous, April 01, 2001

Looks like Crow and his crew has thier place in this board. Hmmm, a little hard to understand, Inukko, but definitly correct.

-- Anonymous, April 01, 2001

Very nice, Inukko. You have way too much time on your hands. But it was very funny. And I'm glad you stopped it before making fun of any of us!

-- Anonymous, April 01, 2001

I was going to ask just the other day if anyone here watched MST3K. I guess my question is answered. Huzzah!

-- Anonymous, April 02, 2001

It took about an hour to write, & I spent a little more time editing it before posting. Glad you enjoyed my little April Fools post... Bomber, don't worry, I'll fit you in next year ;)

-- Anonymous, April 02, 2001


You have far too much time on your hands. But thats cool, so do i.

-- Anonymous, April 02, 2001

Oh, I just can't wait.

-- Anonymous, April 03, 2001

Time is useful. Can you lend me some? (Hey, I can't wait 'till next year!)

-- Anonymous, April 06, 2001

Hey, you're handing out free time!!! I want some!!

-- Anonymous, April 07, 2001

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