Do you have any really stupid talents that guarantee you'll get laid at a party? Let's hear it.

-- Angela (smashmole@home.com), April 02, 2001

Answers

Dude, I want to see the suctioning the ears to the head thing, Mikey. Remind me to bug you about that at rehearsal.

-- Angela (smashmole@home.com), April 06, 2001.

If I had any really stupid talents that guranteed that I would get laid at a party, I'd be going to many more parties.

-- Casheeish the Magnificent (bsa_cash@hotmail.com), April 02, 2001.

Duh, I just get naked and women are immobolized by my sexuality. And by "immobolized" I do mean "laughing too hard to run away". In all honesty though, besides the nakedness, I can suction my ears to my head.

-- The Archangel Mikey G. (mgamache@cnu.edu), April 03, 2001.