Due to be discarded by AC Milan in the summer. Getting on a bit now but a proven goalscorer who could 'share' things with Shearer and keep the two of them in 100% condition?

-- Anonymous, April 24, 2001

Answers

Not any more, plus he's taking his Masters courses in business management and wouldn't touch us with a Panzerfaust.

-- Anonymous, April 24, 2001

The war's over, Softie...put the gun down... ;-)

-- Anonymous, April 24, 2001

Perhaps we could sign him to oversee the financial aspect of the club and pitch in on the playing front when Shearer is not fit? :-#

-- Anonymous, April 24, 2001

Jes changing the barrels , back in a mo

-- Anonymous, April 24, 2001

Ihre Shearer ist kein gebrauch zum Reich mit seinen niggling knieverletzungen! Das Fuhrer benötigt vollkommene blonde Probenmaterialien Aryan wie Warren Barton! Keine mehr Entschuldigungen über schlechten service diese Shearer werden wie ein Hund durchgeführt!

-- Anonymous, April 24, 2001

Ha ha ha!!! Classic. Great translation from Babel:

"Their Shearer is not use to the realm with its niggling kneeling violations! The Fuhrer needs perfect blond sample materials Aryan such as Warren bar tone! None more apologies over bad service this Shearer are executed like a dog!"

-- Anonymous, April 24, 2001

Softie was that Babells own work or did Haman help

-- Anonymous, April 24, 2001

Ziege Hel p

-- Anonymous, April 24, 2001

It's a Riedle to me.

-- Anonymous, April 24, 2001

If anyone can , Kahn can

-- Anonymous, April 24, 2001

Shut up you bunch of immature Jancker's.

-- Anonymous, April 24, 2001

When I was at college a guy I knew filled in a posh application form. The first box said Name so he put Geoffrey Cann. The second box said Surname , he half panciked but put Cann. The form was coloured paper so he didn't tippex out the first mistake. When they replied they replied to Mr G.C.Cann

-- Anonymous, April 24, 2001

I think he probably got a Mate-o-is to help

-- Anonymous, April 24, 2001

Kuntz

-- Anonymous, April 24, 2001

Hachmeier

-- Anonymous, April 24, 2001

Sheite (I just feel that way - ya anna argew, leyk?)

-- Anonymous, April 24, 2001

Nee arguing lyeuk, gannin fishin this efternoon with Trautman

-- Anonymous, April 25, 2001

River fishing mind - nee Scholl cracks please

-- Anonymous, April 25, 2001

Nowt to dee with footbaal lyeuk but ah thowt aul Albertz wos a wee bit hevvy handed with young Eddie the siveneth tother neet

-- Anonymous, April 25, 2001

This thread is really deeintrick- "underneath the lamplight on a Ikea chair"

-- Anonymous, April 25, 2001

Didn't knaa Marlene was Swedish, Buff!

-- Anonymous, April 25, 2001

Poetic Larson that`s all

-- Anonymous, April 25, 2001

Come on guys, that's enough. Time to see your beer off.

-- Anonymous, April 25, 2001

Klos Time is it Cliff, Klug Klug , gan for a effin-burg noo

-- Anonymous, April 25, 2001

Wright people, howey am I gonna get to Holland without a boateng ine?

-- Anonymous, April 25, 2001

ciara, Walker!nah. Rowett! nah Butt if you Flo!, fly V-air-ah!

-- Anonymous, April 25, 2001