Alright forum members. I'M BACK! Moderators, please herd together all of your strong women, for they are to be MINE. As I have no concept of weakness, I have no use for any weak women here. By the way, what happened to all of the pretty pictures and smiley faces that were here? This IS the Flux Forum of before, is it not? No matter! I AM ONAN!!!

-- ONAN (support@microsoft.com), May 07, 2001

Answers

hmm and i am Lady Morgan hear me roar! haha *roars*, *and the beasts cringe*

-- Lady Morgan (AeonFluxFan1@aol.com), May 07, 2001.

Onan is cool, huh huh.

-- Inukko (nadisrec@worldnet.att.net), May 08, 2001.

This guy should be fun.

-- Mark (hammerofthehorse@BigPoppaPump.zzn.com), May 08, 2001.

*slaps Onan, runs into the bathroom, and cries*

-- Frostbite a.k.a. Frosty the Snow Chick (mbkrooks@bellsouth.net), May 08, 2001.

I just couldn't resist.

-- Frostbite a.k.a. Frosty the Snow Chick (mbkrooks@bellsouth.net), May 08, 2001.

I'm lead to beleive that no woman can resist Onan.

-- markisgreatgiveusthechocolatecake (hammerofthehorse@BigPoppaPump.zzn.com), May 08, 2001.

Yup you got that right. Now Trevor on the other hand, wow those eyes and that VOICE!, ahh simply irresistible!

-- Lady Morgan (AeonFluxFan1@aol.com), May 08, 2001.

I am in COMPLETE and total agreement about the Trevor's voice thing L.M. That nice deep, throaty tonal quality...... *purrrrr-meow*!

-- pixi (pixiness@yahoo.com), May 09, 2001.

For what it is worth, O. I welcome you back, whoever you are. However, judging from the tone of the responses, few noticed your absence.

-- al from cal (allenrb@ix.netcom.com), May 09, 2001.

HARUMPH!!! I'm sensing a lot of weakness here. Since I have absolutely no concept of weakness, it sickens me. Lady Morgan, pixi: are you strong enough woman to handle a man such as ONAN? If so, come forth and I shall please you as you will please me. If not, BE GONE!!

-- ONAN (support@microsoft.com), May 20, 2001.

your funny :-P

-- William (stateofflux@yahoo.com), May 21, 2001.

...Been waitin around for over a week for ONAN...not been pleased yet....ONAN is this your idea of foreplay?

-- Barb e. (Suesuesbeo@aol.com), May 23, 2001.

Errr you didn't leave 4 years ago after making similiar statements did you?....

-- Barb e. (Suesuesbeo@aol.com), May 23, 2001.

This guy really draws out foreplay, for you ladies. personally I'll just take the foreplay as rend.

-- Mark (hammerofthehorse@BigPoppaPump.zzn.com), May 24, 2001.

"Lose the beards, cut back on the wanking, & we'll see you again in 10 years"

"YES!"

Beavis & Butthead - "Beard Boys"

-- Inukko (nadisrec@worldnet.att.net), May 25, 2001.

Maybe I'm crazy to ask, but; Mark/Nadar what is 'rend'?

-- Barb e. (Suesuesbeo@aol.com), May 30, 2001.

Shit now I'll go find my dictionary and find out if its a real word.

Rend- To cut a part, aromour To seperate into parts with force or sudden violence to tear asunder to split to take away with violence to tear away to affect with with deap anguish or repentant sorrow to be or to become rent or torn to split to part asunder

what I meant was I could very well do without it, as though I'm sepertaing it from the rest of the act. It was a joke.

-- mark (hammerofthehorse@BigPoppaPump.zzn.com), May 31, 2001.

should read above armour

-- Mark (hammerofthehorse@BigPoppaPump.zzn.com), May 31, 2001.

A word of caution O, be careful of what you ask for. An aquaintance of mine is going thru life with a pinched nerve in his neck as the result of an encounter with a 'herd' of strong women. Many laugh when they hear the story. He aint laughing though.

-- al from cal (allenrb@ix.netcom.com), June 01, 2001.

I really don't get it. You might have to explain the herd of women better. Like a field hockey team, or what?

-- Mark (hammerofthehorse@BigPoppaPump.zzn.com), June 04, 2001.

I would like to say that Aeon Flux is one of the best animated characters to date. Each segment of the show is wonderfully complex, and the vocal actors are superb. Luckily for me, I own the complete collection of Aeon's adventures, so I don't have to depend on my local video store when I feel like entering her world. However, it saddens me to know that there will be no future episodes to anticipate. Why would Mtv cut off something as brilliant as Aeon Flux, yet they air crap like "Undressed"?

-- Joanna (Luridmoon25@yahoo.com), July 25, 2001.