Men lost will power after licking breasts

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Friday June 1 1:24 PM ET

Police Nab Breast-Temptress Thieves

BOGOTA, Colombia (Reuters) - Three young Colombian women preyed on men by smearing their breasts with a powerful drug and luring the victims into taking a lick, before making off with their wallets and cars, police said on Friday.

The women stood by the side of the road near bars and restaurants in wealthy parts of the capital Bogota, striking seductive poses to lure men driving by to stop, a police spokeswoman told Reuters.

After licking the women's breasts, the men lost all will-power. They came to their senses hours later to find they had lost their wallets and cars but with no memory of what had happened.

The three women, in their late teens or early 20s, were arrested in Bogota on Thursday in possession of powerful narcotic pills.

``They dissolved the pills in water and rubbed it into their breasts,'' the spokeswoman said.

Colombia's inventive thieves often dope people to rob them. On rare occasions, some of the victims have died.

-- (robbed.with@pair.of.38's), June 01, 2001

Answers

"After licking the women's breasts, the men lost all will-power. They came to their senses hours later to find they had lost their wallets and cars but with no memory of what had happened."

This happens everday in America without using drugs, and the women also seduce the men into getting married.

-- (common practice @ in. America), June 01, 2001.


oh yah those poor helpless married men

but you're not bitter, right? lol

-- (yah@right.), June 01, 2001.


It was a joke, a-hole.

-- (get@clue.dipshit), June 01, 2001.

Licking? I thought breasts were to be sucked. Ya lick pussy and suck tit. Get it straight. I get all woody when i suck my wifes boobs.

-- breasts (are@yummy.com), June 01, 2001.

I you would take the time to slowly 'lick' your wife's titties, she might stop fucking the pool cleaner, the mail man, and the starting five for the local high school basketball team.

-- Lick (then@suck.dummy), June 01, 2001.


These guys aren't even original - the doped breasts concept came from a TV script. (One of those new shows this year - the medical examiners in Las Vegas. I forget the name of the program but it came on right after Survivors.)

-- nothing (new@UnderTheSun.com), June 02, 2001.

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