The local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so a blonde > went in to try out for the job. "Okay," the sheriff > drawled, "what is 1 and 1?" > > "Eleven," she replied. > > The sheriff thought to himself, "That's not what I meant, > but she's right." "What two days of the week start with > the letter 'T'?" > > "Today and tomorrow." > > He was again surprised that the blonde supplied a correct > answer that he had never thought of himself. > > "Now, listen carefully: Who killed Abraham Lincoln?" > > The blonde looked a little surprised herself, then > thought really hard for a minute and finally > admitted, "I don't know." > > "Well, why don't you go home and work on > that one for a while?" > > So, the blonde wandered over to the beauty parlor, where > her pals were waiting to hear the results of the interview. > > "It went great! First day on the job and I'm already > working on a murder case!"

-- Anonymous, June 12, 2001