Cindy

I forgot to mention that I'd seen your tire salt feeder in the mag.Way to go! Do the goats swing on it too?

Last issue came by mule team. Apparently this ish was delivered via Air Force One.I guess I'm in tight with this Pres(who knew). We be bros. Need any favors done, or maybe oil, just ask me.

-- Anonymous, June 18, 2001

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I know I'm mighty famous now, but I promise I won't get too stuck up to come here and visit you. But I do think maybe I should have patented the invention, as now I'm sure someone will steal it and make a fortune selling the............

"Salt & Swing"........Don't let your goats miss all those important vitimins and minerals just because they don't take the time to eat right! Now they can have their minerals while they are swinging! Don't forget, comes in the Cub Cadet kid size also! Get several for all your goat needs! 3 easy payments of 19.95! (please add 25.00 each shipping and handling)

-- Anonymous, June 19, 2001