A makem walks into a bar in Australia and orders a white wine.

Everybody sitting around looks up, expecting to see some pitiful pommie queer.

The bartender looks up and says, "You ain't from round here are ya ??? Where ya from Mate?"

The makem says, "I'm from Sunderland."

The bartender says,"What the heck do you do in Sunderland?"

The makem responds,"I'm a taxidermist."

The bartender asks,"A taxidermist?Now just what the heck is a taxidermist?"

The makem says nervously,"I mount animals."

The bartender grins and shouts out to the whole bar ,"It's okay boys , he's one of us!"

Boom boom

-- Anonymous, June 30, 2001

Answers

Nice one Glen - like it. You're not a taxidermist are you by any chance?

-- Anonymous, June 30, 2001

Glen?

-- Anonymous, June 30, 2001

Nice joke glen GaRCie

-- Anonymous, June 30, 2001

'scuse me!
Where did I get Glen from? You could just have told me to "get stuffed"! Boom, boom.

-- Anonymous, June 30, 2001