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Duchovny, wife make 'butt' art
Knight Ridder Newspapers
July 06, 2001 16:45:00

Tea Leoni says husband David Duchovny's art has really hit rock bottom, reports People magazine: The onetime "X-Files" star uses his rear end instead of a brush.

"David and I recently did some butt painting for a charity auction," Leoni, who opens in the dino sequel "Jurassic Park III" on July 18, told Canada's Calgary Sun newspaper.

She explained their technique, which basically boils down to his taking off his clothes and her applying paint to his buttocks. Duchovny then squats down on the canvas and really makes an impression.

"I call myself the paint loader," said Leoni. "I apply different colors to his cheeks, and then he sits on the canvas."

Just one coat won't do, either. "I reload, and he repeats," she said. "I get to spank him a little to blend the colors," she added, noting that she defies "anyone to say that David and I don't know how to have fun."

-- Anonymous, July 08, 2001

Answers

Is a washing machine involved in this somehow?

-- Anonymous, July 08, 2001

LOL, OG!

The Mormons are probably involved somehow, too.

-- Anonymous, July 08, 2001

Just another example of the trouble you can still get into with one hand tied to the bed post (provided the paint can is within reach, of course).

-- Anonymous, July 09, 2001

Not the sort of thing you can brush off by turning your back.

-- Anonymous, July 09, 2001