if you had to pick ONE, which would you rather deal with? you leave a trail of slime everywhere you go OR you pass gas loudly and uncontrollably through your mouth. teehee.

-- anndroid (anndroid@diaryland.com), July 10, 2001

Answers

LMAO! Omg.. that is too funny. I think I'll have to go with the slime. Having a baby who wants to reach out at everything everywhere we go with hands covered in baby-muck and slober on things is probably good preparation for that anyway. :)

-- Judy (judy@fried-spaghetti.com), July 11, 2001.

Hmm...its a toss up really. I already burp loudly everywhere I go (I am a gross girl) so thats sort of like farting out of your mouth? I dunno...atleast I CAN control that though...so maybe the slime one....

-- Amy (Amy584@aol.com), July 11, 2001.

I guess I would do the gas from the mouth thang. If I left a trail of slime everywhere I went, then my dear boyfriend would have a trail to lead him to the site of my "crimes" i.e. eating his junk food stash, reading his Playboys (luv 'em!:)) , and then I'd be busted!

-- Vanessa Marie (Missness52@cs.com), July 11, 2001.

Hmmm. I'd much rather fart uncontrollably through my mouth than leave slime trails. The farting would be the source of constant entertainment for my kids (I have 2 boys and I dunno, they have never understood the fact that most people don't really consider farting as hilarious as they do...I guess it's just a guy thing.)

-- Leslie (leslee@email.kcc.edu), July 11, 2001.

Green slime. For sure. But, yuck either way.

-- say-say (saysay@fried-spaghetti.com), July 11, 2001.

The gas, since it is a fairly normal bodily function. Uncontrollable gas may be a bit (a lot?!?!) embarrassing, but it would be easier to explain than a slime trail. Although, my 8-year old may find the slime trail cool, since he is into the whole X-Men mutant thing right now!

-- Rachel Bohall (Sixxachu@aol.com), July 12, 2001.

hmmm. i'd take the gas because...well, would breath mints still work? then it would just be like burping uncontrollably! and who really minds that? yeah! farts that smell of mint. MUCH better.

-- d (dainestar@hotmail.com), July 22, 2001.