Well teams - it's going quite well isn't it? We might just get out of here alive after all. Glancing over Galaxy's shoulder at the scores ... well I see it's nip and tuck all the way - no not you my dear - I wouldn't dream of suggesting such a thing.

Well with Mickey Mouse pointing upwards and Donald Duck pointing downwards, I notice that my Rolex is a fake.

Just time then, teams, to get in a final quick round. In the current economic recession all books and films have to be budget versions of previous titles. So while Galaxy and myself slip out to inspect the Stadium of Light caterering facilities and have a quick roll, I'd like you all please to come up with some Wuthering Hillocks.

-- Anonymous, July 21, 2001

Answers

A Fistful of Euros
The Cruel Pond
The Adequate Seven
Tiff and Peace
Bring me the nailclippings of Alfredo Garcia.
The Paddleboat Potemkin

These will mean a lot more work for Morgan Freeman I imagine...

-- Anonymous, July 21, 2001

Gone With The Very Light Breeze Notting Incline Four Weddings And Oh, Thank God He Lived

-- Anonymous, July 21, 2001

...all three films shot, obviously, at the same time to save money.

-- Anonymous, July 21, 2001

The million lira man (A Turkish production)

The Dull starring Jack Nicholson

Midget , epic sequel to Giant

Leave Carter , saves first class on GNER from London to Toon

Twins the Musical, based on 7 Brides for 7 Brothers.

Glass Staithes - Action WW11 adventure , how Dunston and Blyth entered

the conflict.

Sneck - Stock - and one smokin ciggy , on location in Gatesheed.

-- Anonymous, July 21, 2001

The Sound of Muzak Murder on the Leyton Orient Express David Kelly's Heroes Doug & Fred's Excellent Adventure (Spanish caper, certificate 18) Killing Zoe Ball In Bed With Maradona

-- Anonymous, July 21, 2001

Howay 5-0 has been remade as 100 Great Throw Ins - a Dalglish production.

-- Anonymous, July 21, 2001

Star Disputes
The Hackney Empire Strikes back
Return of the Geordie

-- Anonymous, July 21, 2001

Jurassic Allotment
Gums (Just when you thought it was piggy-bank to go back in the water)
Newt Dundee

-- Anonymous, July 21, 2001

Paddlepool Puppies , Half Tin Waistcoat , The Right Honourable and I

Rickshaw Driver , The 9 Steps, Slight altercation on the Bounty

-- Anonymous, July 21, 2001

Divi-Day - 6th July , A Coo-p production , A Squaddie and a Tosser, (famous scene where Norah Batty is carried out of the stocking factory by Jim Royal in his birthday suit to the tune of Billy Bragg singing Down Below where worms all go)

-- Anonymous, July 21, 2001

Last Tango in Benwell
Some Like it Tepid
Lawrence of Tynemouth Long Sands
The Quarter Man Plank over the stream Kwai (with Alec Mild)

-- Anonymous, July 21, 2001

Crocodile Dundee United

Midlander (there can be only one)

The Year My Voice Broke (Joe Cole documentary)

Conan the Birdspotter

The Company of Wolves (Moulinoux documentary)

-- Anonymous, July 21, 2001

Hump - this is my last, missing the bliddy golf -: Jonathon O`Toss

The Brother Blue , Dan Omeroyd at his best, Doon the Shallow end -

apolgies to Shane Warne/Jules Verne, Shindlers Post it Label,

Sprinters/Gliders and Pushbikes, 4 Angry Men courtroom drama featuring

Peter Fonda, Henry Fonda, Jane in drag Fonder and starring Abscence

Fonda, directed Geoff Archer, a Hamilton Vaz production.

-- Anonymous, July 21, 2001

Planet of the Mackems (plus all the sequels).... Toon Raider.....

-- Anonymous, July 21, 2001

10 to 4 Best Little Streetcorner in Rhode Island Carts of Glowing Embers Mildly Disturbed

-- Anonymous, July 21, 2001

Dangit....forgot the formatting. Trying again and adding one.

10 to 4
Best Little Streetcorner in Rhode Island
Carts of Glowing Embers
Mildly Disturbed
Easy Walker


-- Anonymous, July 21, 2001

I think Sparxx may have leapt into an overall lead there. :-)

Completely bu99ered our chances of getting out alive though! :-)

-- Anonymous, July 21, 2001

The Slightly Forgetful Professor
Some Like it Tepid
Brassfinger
Brewster's Dozens
Beverley Hills Parking Warden
Dead Man Limping
Tom Pinkie
French Snog
Lukewarm Shots Part Un et Demi
The Shortest Day
Pink Cortina
Batman and Spuggie
Two Men and an Embryo
The Great Bus Robbery
8 Angry, 3 Pissed Off and 1 Slightly Annoyed Men
Wayne's Backyard
Legends of the Trip
Down and out in Benwell Hill
The Godmother
All the Vice President's Men
Short Circ


-- Anonymous, July 21, 2001

Apocalypse Soon
T. - The Terrestrial (wins all our hearts in the famous scene where he smokesignals home
Moby Duck
Mortalzilla
Mr Kong (Starring Peter Reid)
The Ten Requests


-- Anonymous, July 22, 2001

Jimmynail and I

-- Anonymous, July 22, 2001

Sybil (The Bi-Polar Years) Tora. Pearl Pier Star Ramble: The Annoyance of Khan Star Ramble: Remembering Spock(cause we can't afford the search)

-- Anonymous, July 22, 2001

arrrr.....can't afford to check the formatting. ;-)

Sybil (The Bi-Polar Years)
Tora.
Pearl Pier
Star Ramble: The Annoyance of Khan
Star Ramble: Remembering Spock(cause we can't afford the search)


-- Anonymous, July 22, 2001

East of Earsdon
The Grapes of Impatience
Sceptic without a cause
Mime it again Sam
The Postboy Sometimes Knocks Once
Birth of a Parish
Tart in Red
Guess Who's Coming to Elevenses?
When Harry texted Sally
Tommy Cassidy and the Sundance Kid
Pretend Grit


-- Anonymous, July 22, 2001

Average-looking Woman
St. Elmo's Spark
Tepid Saddles

-- Anonymous, July 22, 2001

Pink Floyd's "A pile of bricks, sand and cement" A Midsummer Night's Thought Mrs Softie Masters of the Rain Cloud The Birdman of Seaton Sluice

-- Anonymous, July 22, 2001

Sorry about that. Im sure Ciara will understand ;-)

Pink Floyd's "A pile of bricks, sand and cement"
A Midsummer Night's Thought
Mrs Softie
Masters of the Rain Cloud


-- Anonymous, July 22, 2001