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Suzy Lee fell in love. She planned to marry Joe. She was so happy about it, She told her pappy so. Pappy told her, "Suzy Gal, You'll have to find another. I'd just as soon yo' maw don't know, But Joe is yo' half-brother." So Suzy forgot about her Joe And planned to marry Will. But after telling pappy this, He said, "There's trouble still! You can't marry Will, my gal, And please don't tell yo' mother, 'cause Will and Joe and several mo' I know is yo' half-brother." But mama knew and said "Honey chile, Do what makes ya happy. Marry Will or marry Joe, You ain't no kin to pappy!"

-- Kenneth in N.C. (, July 22, 2001


YeeeHaaa!! That was a great way to start the week!! Thanks, Kenneth!

-- Cathy in NY (, July 23, 2001.

I laughed so hard I wet myself!!!!!!!!

-- Amanda (, July 23, 2001.

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