From onefootball.com

Basically, there's good news and there's bad news. First the good news:

Paris Saint-Germain forward Laurent Robert is set to join Newcastle United in an £11 million deal next week, according to his agent Pape Diouf.

And then the bad news:

"There are just one or two details to sort out," he said.

-- Anonymous, July 28, 2001

Answers

Inevitable 'here we go again' moment part 3 to come next week:

How one or other or both details remain decidedly unsorted.

-- Anonymous, July 28, 2001