This elephant spent all its days in Birmingham zoo, its final request was to be sent back to Africa to seek out the elephant graveyard.

Very soon it was wandering around the planes when this other elephant wandered up to it and said 'Have you come here to die?'

'No' replied the Brummy elephant, 'I got here yesterday'.

-- Anonymous, August 22, 2001

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Aston Parting

-- Anonymous, August 22, 2001

Jesus that's bad!! I had to read it about 4 times before I got it :)) right.....it's going round all the brummies in the office now ;))

-- Anonymous, August 22, 2001

Is 4 your personal best ?

-- Anonymous, August 22, 2001

I'm not certain but I think it could very well be.....

-- Anonymous, August 22, 2001

Can we avoid the use of the number '4' on here today please?

-- Anonymous, August 22, 2001