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Jmj

Friends,
A dear cousin of mine sent me an e-mail message this morning. It contained the following words of inspiration, guidance, and even humor. I hope that you will enjoy them as much as I did.
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Be Fishers of Men. You catch 'em, He'll Clean 'em.

A family altar can alter a family.

A lot of kneeling will keep you in good standing.

Don't put a question mark where God put a period.

Don't wait for six strong men to take you to church.

Exercise daily. Walk with the Lord!

Forbidden fruits create many jams.

Give God what's right, not what's left!

Give satan an inch and he'll be a ruler.

God doesn't call the qualified, He qualifies the called.

God promises a safe landing, not a calm passage.

Having Truth decay? Brush up on your Bible!

Those who are good at making excuses, are seldom good for much else.

The one who kneels before God can stand before anyone!

Kindness is difficult to give away, because it keeps coming back.

Most people want to serve God, but only in an advisory capacity.

Never give the devil a ride! He will always want to drive!

Nothing ruins the truth like stretching it.

Plan ahead. It wasn't raining when Noah built the ark.

"Pray" is a four letter word that you can use anywhere.

The Will of God will never take you to where the Grace of God will not protect you.

Our church building is "Prayer Conditioned"!

To be almost saved is to be totally lost.

WARNING: Exposure to the Son may prevent burning!

Watch your step carefully! Everyone else does!

We set the sail; God makes the wind.

We're too blessed to be depressed (or stressed).

Worry is the darkroom in which "negatives" are developed.

When facing the Son, you see no shadows.

God loves to answer knee-mail!

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God bless you all
John

-- J. F. Gecik (jgecik@amdg.ihs), September 04, 2001

Answers



-- (_@_._), September 04, 2001.

Dear John, That was great and made my day! Ellen

-- Ellen K. Hornby (dkh@canada.com), September 05, 2001.

Thanks, Ellen. Glad you liked them.
JFG

-- (jgecik@amdg.ihs), September 05, 2001.

This is not the same kind of thing at all, but since we have this thread convenient for "spiritual musing," maybe some will like the following site (URL sent to me by a friend):

Klik-me

JFG

-- (jgecik@amdg.ihs), September 05, 2001.


Dear John, That was fantastic---keep them coming! Ellen

-- Ellen K. Hornby (dkh@canada.com), September 05, 2001.


John,

Thank you so much! These are great! I have one more that I'd like to share that I saw the other day:

Bible - Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth

Cksunshine

-- cksunshine (cklrun@hotmail.com), September 06, 2001.


Thanks, CK-S!
JFG

-- (jgecik@amdg.ihs), September 06, 2001.

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