I think Clarky mentioned how well Craig Bellamy played on Saturday. It's true, he was mint. I thought I'd say that because Lolo is getting a lot of praise and Craig deserves some too.

-- Anonymous, September 11, 2001

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Aye, but he also said that Hughsie had a poor(ish) game ;-))

-- Anonymous, September 11, 2001

Well, he wasn't alone was he? Our entire back line was woeful for the first thirty and our famously strong midfield gave them about as much protection as using a sieve for a condom. However, this is about Craig Bellamy who was mint.

-- Anonymous, September 11, 2001

using a seive as a condom

Yes, Dougal, it was that painful at times ......er not that I have any experience of using a seive for cooking or any other purpose.

-- Anonymous, September 11, 2001

Has anyone ever tried using a crisp packet and rubber band as a condom?

-- Anonymous, September 11, 2001

I tried a pedal bin liner once

-- Anonymous, September 11, 2001

hA. ......PEDAL BIN LINER, i HAVE TO USE WHEELY BIN LINERS.

-- Anonymous, September 11, 2001

..... actually no - tell us about it, Rik. How was it for you? Did you remove the crisps first?

-- Anonymous, September 11, 2001

If this moves on to the question of which flavour crisps (with the answer being the Walkers blue-bagged variety) then I'm out of here.

-- Anonymous, September 11, 2001

"hA. ......PEDAL BIN LINER, i HAVE TO USE WHEELY BIN LINERS."

You could save yerself the expense (and discomfort) as the NHS does provide free contraception y'knaa. And it's not nice for the refuse collectors is it?

-- Anonymous, September 11, 2001

My favorite crisps (chips for ciara) aren't Cheese and Onion or Prawn cocktail.

I like Dorito's and Tortilla's but dont fancy using these new foilbags......... too thick.

-- Anonymous, September 11, 2001

I once went to a sports evening where Geoff Miller the ex England bowler was speaking. Very witty he was. He mentioned thta he often was asked if Joel Garner was actually as big as he was reputed to be. He said that no, he'd seen him in the shower and if he'd been built to proportion he would have had to be 12ft tall.

-- Anonymous, September 11, 2001

You're not so far wrong talking of doritos in the same breath as contraception.

A company in the US (where else ?), at the forefront of genitally modified food have come up with a way of modifying maize so that it can prevent your average full blooded male procreating to the best of his potency.

They're also working on modifying maize to give, would you believe, herpes the bums rush.

I kid youse not. My feeble owld mind boggles.

-- Anonymous, September 11, 2001

Or Herpes the Bums Rash..... As the case may be.

-- Anonymous, September 11, 2001

I'm sure Mr Bellamy would be well pleased to see his thread degraded like this. We would never do such a thing on an Elena Marcelino , Warren Baton or Chrisian Bassedas entitled thread.

would we?

-- Anonymous, September 11, 2001

it only happened after Screach mentioned "Hughes", Dougal automatically goes into sex mode.

-- Anonymous, September 11, 2001