Has anyone else been singing the Banana Boat Song to themselves a little bit more than usual lately? Come Mr Taliban/ Tali me banana... Is it just me?

-- Anonymous, September 25, 2001

Answers

After 3 clever responses hatched and died in my head, I realized that the government must be monitoring way more than we think. It's a damn shame that in these days a average demented slug like me can't rip off one of my usual pithy and glib come-backs to your Taliban joke without thinking twice about who might not get the joke. Something must be done about this...

-- Anonymous, September 25, 2001

If things are hatching and dying in your head, how can you be sure it's the government's doing?

-- Anonymous, September 25, 2001