What does a turkey say? (Joke)

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What Does A Turkey Say? Gobble, gobble, gobble? NOT ALWAYS!

A jewellery-loving turkey says "Bauble, bauble, bauble"

A dyslexic turkey says "Boggle, boggle, boggle"

A turkey in a shoe repair shop says "Cobble, cobble, cobble"

A turkey who is an old-time movie fan says "Gable, Gable, Gable"

A turkey with a sore throat says "Gargle, gargle, gargle"

A turkey with a sore leg says "Hobble, hobble, hobble"

A Cockney turkey with a sore leg says "Obble, obble, obble"

A football turkey says "Huddle, huddle, huddle"

A dieting turkey says "Nibble, nibble, nibble"

A turkey who argues a lot says "Squabble, squabble, squabble"

And a dizzy turkey just goes "Wobble, wobble, wobble"

There ya go! That is pretty silly. Any to add? LOL!

-- Ardie/WI (ardie54965@hotmail.com), October 15, 2001

Answers

Response to What does a turkey say?

Oy vey! How did I manage that?? Help, Ken!

-- Ardie in duplicate (ardie54965@hotmail.com), October 15, 2001.

Response to What does a turkey say?

I always thought turkeys said "Eat more chicken." :)

-- Ben (b_dowell10@hotmail.com), October 15, 2001.

Response to What does a turkey say?

I recognize these symptoms!

Ardie, you've GOT to let someone else look after the toddler for a while and get out into the adult world again. This way lies madness.

={(Oak)-

-- Live Oak (oneliveoak@yahoo.com), October 15, 2001.


Response to What does a turkey say?

My favorite was the Cockney turkey with a sore leg..snicker snicker..Good one! As for saying eat more chicken...I have a tole painted calendar holder with a cow holding a sign that says "Eat Pork!!"

-- Alison in N.S. (aproteau@istar.ca), October 15, 2001.

I always thought a turkey said, "You are what you eat!!!"

-- Robin in Kansas (robinatt@salpublib.org), October 16, 2001.


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