Re last night's Rangers raid--I have to leave in 5 minutes, y'all behave.

-- Anonymous, October 20, 2001

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The Buckeyes are playing elsewhere today. What mischief do you think I'm going to get into?

-- Anonymous, October 20, 2001

Actually, I take that back: it is a home game today. I have a line of white pines that young drunks like to water. Sometimes, I stand out there with a hose and spray down the young men, who can't see me behind the greenery. I've never had any problems with young, drunken women watering my trees.

-- Anonymous, October 20, 2001

ROTFLMAO!

-- Anonymous, October 20, 2001