GOD CREATED THE HORSE

On the first day of creation God created the Horse.

On the second day God created man to serve the Horse.

On the third day God created all the animals of the Earth to spook the Horse when man was upon his back.

On the fourth day God created honest toil so that man could labor to pay for the keeping of the Horse.

On the fifth day God created the grasses in the field so that the Horse could eat and man could do an honest day's toil and clean up after the Horse.

On the sixth day God created veterinary science to keep the Horse healthy and man broke.

On the seventh day God rested and said "This is good. This will teach man humility. It will tire him out and keep him striving ever forward to meet the needs of the Horse."

29 Reasons Why You Might Want To Sign Off and Read a Book. PART I

1. Tech support calls YOU for help.

2. You forgot how to work the TV remote control.

3. You fall asleep, but instead of dreams you get IMs.

4. You meet the mailman at the curb and swear he said YOU'VE GOT MAIL.

5. You sign off and your screen says you were on for 3 days and 45 minutes.

6. You see something funny and scream, "LOL, LOL."

7. A friend calls and says, "How are you? Your phones have been busy" -- for a year!

8. You buy a laptop and a cell phone so you can have AOL in your car.

9. You beg your friends to get an account so you can "hang out."

10. You get a second phone line just to call out for pizza.

29 Reasons Why You Might Want To Sign Off and Read a Book. PART II

11. You've gone to an unstaffed AOL room to give tech support.

12. You say "he, he, he, he" or "heh, heh, heh" instead of laughing.

13. You say "SCROLL UP" when someone asks what it was you said.

14. You sneak away to your computer when everyone goes to sleep.

15. You talk on the phone with the same person you are sending an instant message to.

16. You look at an annoying person off line and wish that you had your ignore button handy.

17. You start to experience "withdrawal" after not being online for a while.

18. Your answering machine/voice mail sounds a little like this...."BRB. Leave your S/N and I^ll TTYL ASAP".

19. You sit on AOL for 6 hours for that certain special person to sign on.

20. You get up in the morning and go online before getting your coffee.

21. You end your sentences with.....three or more periods.......

22. You purchase a vanity car license plate with your screen name on it.

23. You think faster than the computer.

24. You enter a room and get greeted by 25 people with {{{hugs}}} and **kisses**.

25. Being called a "newbie" is a major insult to you.

26. You're on the phone and say BRB.

27. Your teacher or boss recommends a drug test for the blood shot eyes.

28. "Where did the time go?"

29. You need to be pried from your computer by the Jaws-of- life!

-- Anonymous, October 22, 2001

Answers

Yes, and your point would be...

-- Anonymous, October 22, 2001

"LOL LOL"

A friend of mine at work has an actual license plate for her car that is her screen name.......

The hotel connection cuts you off after twelve hours, here.......I know, cuz it happened........

;)

-- Anonymous, October 22, 2001