Mark Lawrenson's latest garbage:

Add this to Newcastle's pathetic away form and you come to the conclusion that Everton should win.

That'll be the pathetic away form that earned us a draw at Cheslsea and 4 goals at both Middlebrough and Bolton, will it?

To call him a "nobhead" would give the impression of something too dignified.

-- Anonymous, October 27, 2001

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Ageing Pillock

-- Anonymous, October 27, 2001

PS take the extra "s" out of the London team above and whack it in the North Yorkshire one. That'll fix it.

-- Anonymous, October 27, 2001

Aye, another example of our "pathetic away form" today:

PLAYED 5
WON 3
DREW 1
LOST 1
POINTS 10/15

Pathetic, really pathetic.

Why don't they just put this tosspot out of his misery, permanently!

-- Anonymous, October 27, 2001

They should either shoot him, or make him eat his moustache and then shoot him

-- Anonymous, October 27, 2001

Shhoting would be too good for him........unless they did it slowly ;-)

-- Anonymous, October 27, 2001

They could shave off his moustache and then re-attach his testicles on Sky Box Office.

-- Anonymous, October 27, 2001

His jeans , His tash, His sexuality , were assassinated last night by Messrs Hancock , Ross , and Rory in TTIAO , imagine if he appeared.

-- Anonymous, October 27, 2001