What is happening in this picture?

(Photo by Krystyn)

-- Anonymous, November 04, 2001

Answers

"Now when I count to three and touch the top of your head, try as you might, you won't be able to push your arm down."

-- Anonymous, November 04, 2001

hey, that looks familiar! you're about to punch him in the head, right?

-- Anonymous, November 05, 2001

By gosh, you are right. You do have cleavage!

-- Anonymous, November 05, 2001

Whatever it is - it looks kinky! Jen, I'm shocked!

-- Anonymous, November 05, 2001

Is my right arm supposed to be longer than my left?

-- Anonymous, November 05, 2001

Okay, so I'm your knight in shining armour, and I love you, and if you turn your head like two inches more to the left, I can snap your neck like a damn twig, drunken sexy scientist.

-- Anonymous, November 05, 2001

"That'll do, Jen. That'll do."

-- Anonymous, November 05, 2001

How do you like my new tatoo?

-- Anonymous, November 05, 2001

you're doing that new twister-lambada dance.

-- Anonymous, November 05, 2001

"Dude, Jen Wade almost rhymes with Jennifer Grey, but aw man, I'd have to be Omar Lazy to rhyme with Patrick Swayze.

Can we still do the Dirty Dancing?"

-- Anonymous, November 05, 2001

This was a contest, right? So, was there a prize? The best caption idea I had came to me today and involved the use of the word "farting" a lot. Not that I expected that to win you over or anything.

-- Anonymous, November 05, 2001

In Which Jen Uses This Guy's Head As A Volleyball. ("Bump" and grind?)

-- Anonymous, November 05, 2001

"As a scientist, Jen Wade knew the importance of lice checks at an event like JournalCon."

Do I get a Milano?

-- Anonymous, November 05, 2001

"Hey Jen, whats this?"..asked Oscar placing his hand upon her head."I don't know what is it?"said the young lady."it's a brain sucker starving to death.Hah Ha!" replied Oscar with an anoying high pitched laugh.To which Jen replied with a two handed chop to the adamZapple.

-- Anonymous, November 05, 2001

"There's a bald guy with a big nose growing out of my ear, if you pull my arm like this his tongue will stick out"

-- Anonymous, November 05, 2001

"See my tracks? I'm going to have to start shooting up in my legs soon."

-- Anonymous, November 05, 2001

Oh, please! I've never farted in my life.

-- Anonymous, November 05, 2001

yeah, you've never picked your nose either, huh?

-- Anonymous, November 06, 2001

Hmn my dog sticks his legs out like that sometimes when I pet his head. He can't stand upright he's usually laying down. Pretending you're a puppy?

-- Anonymous, November 06, 2001

...his affectionate greeting was suddenly interrupted as he discovered that Jen Wade was slow dancing with the invisible man.

-- Anonymous, November 06, 2001

Hah! Your kung-fu is pig dung! I smack you on the head with monkey claw!

-- Anonymous, November 07, 2001

"No, no, no. I don't wanna see arm hair -- I said "do it like Linda Blair". Now twist damb it!"

"Grasshopper, when you are able to snatch the bangles from my wrist..."

Genuinely disasstisfied with his performance, the lady exposed a bare, slightly slobbery bicep and grumbled, "Why can't any of the guys here kiss? Didn't you see me show that guy. Now, do it like this you idiot..."

* a personal note - I am sooo jealous. That should be me with a fistful of J-Dub mane in my my grasp. I luv her so bad.

-- Anonymous, November 29, 2001

Ooohh, I like a girl with a limp arm and a warm head. Lets go find a Burger King and party!!!

-- Anonymous, January 07, 2002