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OK Melissa , i hope this isn't a nono joke. Its a hunting joke. My lovely Uncle David gave it me. HERE GOES. There were these two city men who had decided to go on their first hunting trip. They were both middle age, and all their friends keep pressuring them to use the long weekend to try it out. SO that weekend, the two men get together to go hunting. THey have all the equipment they could ever possibly use together and they sit themselves down to keep watch. HOurs, and hours go by, with little luck. Soon the mans friend looks really sick, grasps his chest a falls over gasping for air. The man is almost positive that his friend has died so he uses his cell phone to dial 911. He tells the woman at the other end , that he thinks his friend has died and had a heart attack. She says" well make sure he's dead first..then tell me the rest". He puts down the phone and the women hears BAMMMM, he picks up the phone again and says "now what?". DH got a good laugh....

-- jillian (sweetunes483@yahoo.com), November 06, 2001

Answers

Well... I guess it could teach us to make sure the person on the other end of the phone understands exactly what we mean...you know, more precise communication.

Especialy if you are talking to hunters!

I'll let this one ride, and get ready for the e-mail onslaught!!! Which I am going to forward to you Jillian, so be ready!!!!!!!!!!!

-- Melissa (cmnorris@1st.net), November 06, 2001.


Good one, Jillian! Thanks for the giggle!

-- Cheryl in KS (cherylmccoy@rocketmail.com), November 06, 2001.

Melissa, she can't help it. It's part of her genetic make-up. She got a double whammy of absurd-sense-of-humour genes from both parents:o)

JILLY-BEAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-- Cathy N. (keeper8@attcanada.ca), November 06, 2001.


I don't have a clue what you mean by GENETIC MAKE UP. i don't have any more than you do!!

-- jillian (sweetunes483@yahoo.com), November 06, 2001.

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