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-- Anonymous, November 06, 2001

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What? No 7-11? No Circle K? No Food Spots?

tsk tsk

LOL

-- Anonymous, November 06, 2001


Ronald got the exclusive franchise after offering to foot the bill for a few of these to clear the parking lots....

Daisy Cutter at Work

-- Anonymous, November 06, 2001


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-- Anonymous, November 06, 2001

I understand That Thing is 12 feet long, weighs 1500 lbs. Impressive.

-- Anonymous, November 06, 2001

Correction: fifteen thousand pounds.

-- Anonymous, November 06, 2001


Yep, turns everything within 600 yards into bacon-bits... light coat of asphalt, bingo, parking lot...

200,000 square miles divided by 600 square yards.... Ronald's gonna need to sell a lot of burgers... thing's only cost $15,000 a piece to make though; it's do-able....

-- Anonymous, November 06, 2001


Love the McDonalds graphic :)

It made me think of White Castle, home of the "Belly-Bomber".

-- Anonymous, November 06, 2001


Oops.. $27,000 a bomb, still a bargain.... what's a Belly Bomber?

-- Anonymous, November 06, 2001

Pic from today's Daisy Cutter's at work...



-- Anonymous, November 06, 2001


Gotta add this... and the number one value meal will be...



-- Anonymous, November 06, 2001



http://www.whitecastle.com/home.asp

White Castle is a burger chain. The "burgers" are assembled thusly: first, a sheet of bottom buns is laid on a giant cookie sheet. Then a sheet of cooked "burger" is laid on top, followed by a sheet of top buns. The meat is steamed with chopped onion. Each patty is square with 5 holes in it.

The assembled sheet is kept in a warming oven. When you order a burger--well, actually you never order just one--they are so small most folks order them by the half dozen...anyway, your burgers are torn off the mother slab and placed in a little box shaped like a castle.

If you open a White Castle to add condiments, the meat will peel apart, with equal amounts sticking to both buns.

White Castles are real popular after the bars close--high blood alchol content increases palatibility ;)

In the St. Louis area, White Castles are called "Belly Bombers". In other states they are called "Murder Burgers" or "Sliders". Apparently they have an actual burger called a Slyder, which is kinda scary.

White Castles can be found in the freezer section of many super markets.

That is also kinda scary.

-- Anonymous, November 06, 2001


Speaking of scary, when I was in college, we used to do Belly Bomber runs, which was a two hour drive, one way.

We always went after the bars closed, of course.

-- Anonymous, November 06, 2001


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