I really started not to post this, but I got to thinking... two hours? Wonder what I'd look like after two hours..... LOL

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Pam Anderson does Marilyn

Nov. 13 — Pamela Anderson seems determined to become the Marilyn Monroe of Operation Enduring Freedom. The VIP star repeatedly evoked the name of the late screen goddess while prepping for a recent appearance before soldiers and sailors going off to fight, says a source who was there.

SHE INSISTED THAT her lips be done in dark red, like Marilyn’s, and wanted her eyes the same as Marilyn’s, too,” says a well-placed source. “She kept on talking about her ‘vision’ of herself as Marilyn. She looked pretty nasty when she came into makeup, but after about two hours in makeup, the transformation was remarkable.” The source says that Anderson’s boyfriend, Kid Rock, was reduced to the role of baby sitter for Anderson’s kids, while the bosomy babe blew air kisses to the crowds. “She was even talking in a breathy Monroe-type voice,” says the source.

-- Anonymous, November 13, 2001

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Normal women can be made up in 15 minutes or less. They must've done a plastic mask for Pam, fake teeth, the whole nine yards.

One guy I knew used to complain: my girlfriend can spend a whole 45 minutes in the bathroom, and when she comes out, she doesn't look any better than when she went in!

-- Anonymous, November 13, 2001

DANG, 15 minutes? Take me like 15 seconds to slap on some powdered blush and mascara! Not that it helps-LOL!!

-- Anonymous, November 13, 2001

Loni Anderson would be a better sub for Marilyn.

-- Anonymous, November 13, 2001