Important ALERT, calling all male posters!

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I just received this important notice that I believe you should all be aware of. There is a personally tragic side to this message. After reading the notice all these repressed memories were unleashed and I am humiliated to tell you that I have been victimized in this manner. Oh, the shame.....

Please take note of this warning and don't let it happen to you.

IMPORTANT NOTICE-

Police warn all male clubbers, party-goers and unsuspecting bar regulars to be more alert and cautious when getting a drink offer from a girl.

There is a date rape drug going around called "beer" and it is generally in liquid form. The drug is now being used by female sexual predators at parties to convince their male victims to have sex with them.

The shocking statistic is that "beer" is available virtually anywhere! All girls have to do is persuade a guy to consume a few units of "beer" and simply ask the guy home for no-strings-attached sex. Men are literally rendered helpless against such attacks. After several "beers" men will often succumb to desires to perform sex acts on horrific looking women whom they would never normally be attracted to.

Men often awaken after being given "beer" with only hazy memories of exactly what has happened to them the night before, just a vague feeling that something bad occurred.

At other times these unfortunate men might be stung for their life's worth in a familiar scam know as "a relationship" - apparently men are easier victims for this scam after the "beer" has been administered and have already been sexually attacked.

However, if you fall victim to this insidious drug and the predatory women administering it, there are male support groups with venues in every town where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter in an open and frank manner with a bunch of similarly affected like-minded guys.

For the nearest support group near you just look up 'Bars, Clubs and Taverns' in the Yellow pages.

Please! Forward this to every male you know..........

-- Jack Booted Thug (governmentconspiracy@NWO.com), November 15, 2001

Answers

What a sissy you are, JBT. You weren't complaining last night.

-- Blue Hair -- found some caught in yer teeth, did you? . . . (JBT@submits.when.drunk), November 15, 2001.

I've been violated. I wondered why it was so tough to floss this morning.

-- Jack Booted Thug (governmentconspiracy@NWO.com), November 15, 2001.

You guys are too much. Helen, they're on to our secret. Who told?

-- (rotfl@helen.and JBT), November 15, 2001.

JBT, just lay back and enjoy it. ;)

-- Pammy (making@run.to the liquor store), November 15, 2001.

JBT,

You MUST have done somethin' wrong!!!!

I haven't had to floss in forever : )P

-- capnfun (capnfun1@excite.com), November 15, 2001.



Of course he did something wrong. That's part of the game. First, he does something wrong. Then he must be punished. And again. And again.

-- Blue Hair -- we know more about sex than anyone... (so@quit.trying.to.keep.up.with.us), November 15, 2001.

If you'll put that bridle down and quit smilin' like that I'll leave quietly.

Oh, here, need some floss?

-- capnfun (capnfun1@excite.com), November 15, 2001.


The worst part was when they brought in the mule.

-- (dog@nd.pony.show), November 16, 2001.

Wha? did I miss something?

Growlin' at the mule...

The Dog

-- The Dog (dogdesert@hotmail.com), November 16, 2001.


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