Things that sound dirty, but at Thanksgiving aren't: 1 "I'm in the mood for a little dark meat."

2 "I didn't expect everyone to come at once!"

3 "Whew, that's one terrific spread!"

4 "Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist."

5 "That's one huge breast!"

6 "How many are coming?"

7 "I'll just burst if I don't undo my pants!"

8 "Are you ready for seconds yet?"

9 "Are you going to come again next time?"

10 "It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?"

11 "Just wait your turn, you'll get some!"

12 "Just spread the legs open and stuff it in."

13 "Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?"

14 "You still have a little bit on your chin."

15 "Use a nice smooth stroke when you whip it."

16 "How long will it take after you stick it in?"

17 "You'll know it's ready when th thingy pops up."

18 "Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!"

19 "That's the biggest one I've ever seen!"

20 "Just lay back and take it easy... I'll do the rest."

21 "How long do I beat it before it's ready?"

22 "Don't play with your meat."

23 "It's Cool Whip time!" ROTFLMAO!

Sniffin'...

The Dog

-- The Dog (dogdesert@hotmail.com), November 20, 2001

Answers

Chucklin' at the Dog, heheheheh.Gonna have to send that to a few people : )

-- capnfun (capnfun1@excite.com), November 20, 2001.

You KNEW I'd click on a thread with a title like that. ;)

Those are hysterical! I'm going to share it, too. Thanks for posting them, Dog.

-- Pammy (pamela_sue57@hotmail.com), November 20, 2001.

We'll just have to remain silent this year.

-- Blue Hair in the kitchen (shhh@not.a.word), November 20, 2001.

How dare you blaspheme the 'sacred everyday sayings' of ..

THE LUNCH LADIES OF AMERICA

..You'll be hearing from our union president..who is also a part time vet., specializing in neutering...hmmm..that gives me an idea for a new Bad Boy Lunch...{EG}

-- Peg (more..revenge of the lunch l@d.y), November 20, 2001.

There ARE worse things than Blue Hair...

-- Blue Hair -- better join them before someone else gets you (join@free.today), November 20, 2001.

Sorry,

But I am NOT a blue heeler... or a blue tick, or a Kerry blue...

Lookin' in the mirror... (Grrr!!)

The Dog

-- The Dog (dogdesert@hotmail.com), November 20, 2001.