Some dumb stuff from ole hoot.greenspun.com : LUSENET : Country Families : One Thread |
How's bout some dumb stuff?"How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?"
"M R DUX."
"M R Not"!
O S M R. C M Wings"?
L I B. M R Dux"!
"Tail end a nuthin whittled down to a point"!
Told ya'll these were dumb! Old hoot. Matt.24:44
-- hoot gibson (hoot@pcinetwork.com), November 23, 2001
Here's one for you!The skunk sat on a stump. The skunk thunk the stump stunk, but the stump thunk the skunk stunk.
Try that one three times, fast or not!
-- Christine in OK (cljford@aol.com), November 24, 2001.
The whole thing about ducks is a conversation between 2 hunters. I think the first place I saw it was on a coffee mug! People talk like that around here! O S A R means Oh yes they are. My hubby had to interpret for me to understand some of his family.
-- Jo (mamamia2kids@msn.com), November 24, 2001.
Oh, now I get it!! I have to show the grandkids this.
-- Jean in No. WI (jat@ncis.net), November 24, 2001.
We always heard it like this:M R pigs.
M R not pigs.
O S M R pigs.
O I C M R pigs.
And one my mom used to say: O I C U R M T and then she would fill up my glass.
We used to try a lot of different letters to see what other sayings we could come up with.
We also like the one about the skunk and the stump. We found a magazine picture of a skunk sitting on a stump--we just had to cut it out a save it!
And how's this for a twist on the woodchuck twister:
If a canner can can cans, how many cans can a canner can, if a canner can can cans?
-- Cathy N. (keeper8@attcanada.ca), November 25, 2001.