..you'll never top this.

Weekly World News, November 27:

Windy Gal's "love gas" drives the guys wild

"When Gail Tublow breaks wind on a big date, it doesn't blow the romantic moment - in fact, it always sets off fireworks. That's because the lucky gal has "magic" gas that actually turns men on."

Here Ms. Tublow, a plain-talking young woman, describes what happens: "When I cut the cheese, it gets guys all hot and bothered....all I have to do is walk into a bar, let one rip, and men crawl all over me."

-- Anonymous, November 24, 2001