this is funny...

AN ATTORNEY at our law firm placed a frantic call to his secretary from the health club where he worked out each morning. "There's been an accident," he mumbled. "You've got to find someone to cover my eight-o'clock hearing." The secretary was about to ask whether he was all right, when he reluctantly admitted, "I left my suit pants at home." -- Contributed to Reader's Digest "All In a Day's Work" by Sandy Wright

Who Reads What and Why? Part I

1. The Wall Street Journal is read by people who run the country.

2. The New York Times is read by people who think they run the country.

3. The Washington Post is read by people who think they should run the country.

4. USA Today is read by people who think they ought to run the country but don't really understand the Washington Post. They do, however, like their smog statistics shown in pie charts.

5. The Los Angeles Times is read by people who wouldn't mind running the country, if they could spare the time, and if they didn't have to leave L.A. to do it.

Quick Wit:

"OLD" IS WHEN...

Getting a little "action" means I don't need to take any fiber today.

-- Anonymous, November 28, 2001

Answers

Serious response to good humor: I really felt older when the sweet young things at the office started calling me "Mr. Errington" instead of "Pete."

-- Anonymous, November 28, 2001

The litigators here tend to keep quite a wardrobe at the office.

-- Anonymous, November 28, 2001