You be the judge.

Since I suffer from an advanced case of CRS (Can't Remember Shit), I can't recall if I've ever laid this on the forum. It concerns two somewhat vulgar postcards, sadly lost in a luggage mishap.

The first was entitled something like "The sorrow of the slow learner." But what is surprising, considering this title, is that it shows a child in a classroom with a thought balloon reading "Fucking A!"

The child behind him is thinking "Fucking B." Behind that child is another thinking "Fucking C."

The second postcard is a 50ish scene showing a mother and baby in the kitchen. The mother, all delighted with life, is exclaiming something like "Oh boy, after I wax the floors, I can bake a cake!"

The baby, a grumpy looking little thing, is thinking "Jeez, I hope this shit isn't contagious."

-- Anonymous, December 01, 2001

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I came across a '50's' style postcard in the mailstream. It said, "How to make sure you worry all day." It had four panes of pictures of this woman, first smelling her clothes and thinking, 'I think I can wear these underthings again.' and the others are her wondering why people are shunning her and giving her stares and stuff.

-- Anonymous, December 02, 2001