Hung like a duck

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Scientists discover the world's longest duck penis

and it has a corkscrew shape with a brush on the end!

-- (lars@indy.net), December 02, 2001

Answers

Did Photoshop Rulz get a job with ABC News?

-- (lars@indy.net), December 02, 2001.

So al's breeding program finally paid off!

-- Jack Booted Thug (governmentconspiracy@NWO.com), December 02, 2001.

"Dr McCracken and colleagues speculate that the giant penis may be an example of 'runaway' sexual selection, where female preference drives male anatomy to ever-greater extremes, as in the peacock's tail."

Well, there you have it. ;)

-- Pammy (pamela_sue57@hotmail.com), December 02, 2001.


A sad young man named Wilfred,

born with a corkscrew dickhead

He searched far and wide

for a woman to ride

but Jane had a left-handed thread

-- (nemesis@awol.com), December 03, 2001.


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