I miss him.

-- Larry! (shitclown@shitclown.com), December 02, 2001

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I sure wish Derek Jeter would die soon.

I'd like him to teach me how to hit the ball without always getting called out for my pop flies.

-- Son of God (jesus@diary-x.com), December 02, 2001.

Why would Derek Jeter be able to teach you how to hit?

Is he a ballplayer?

-- Larry! (shitclown@shitclown.com), December 02, 2001.

So, Larry, did you watch SNL this week? Cause your boy Derek was the host! I think he was sending you subliminal messages of love during point/counterpoint. Point was "Derek Jeter sucks." Counterpoint was "No, I don't." But I could have sworn he actually said, "No I don't (except for Larry the Shitclown)."

-- Slickery (slickery@slickery.net), December 03, 2001.

He was pretty nasty looking in drag on SNL.

-- JulieK (juliek@juliek.org), December 03, 2001.

Wait. You mean to tell me that Derek Jeter, my precious love from 1984, is now a ball guy? And he was on television? And I missed this? Oh woe, thou name is Larry Hawell, indeed.

-- Larry! (shitclown@shitclown.com), December 03, 2001.

He's also taken his tugboat into Mariah Carey's tuna town, Mr. Shitclown, Sir.

-- Mariah Fan Club President (Ilovemariah@ejshea.com), December 10, 2001.

saw Derek Jeter at the International Mall in Tampa last night with quite a large woman at his side...........

-- Susanne (skankyjo03@hotmail.com), December 29, 2001.