Clinton joke

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Bill is walking along a beach when he spies a bottle. He rubs it, and out pops a genie, who grants him one wish.

Bill says that he wants his legacy to be the one to bring peace to the Middle East. He happens to have a map with him, pulls it out, points to a number of countries, and says that he wants these countries to stop fighting each other.

The genie says "I'm good, but not that good. Those countries have been fighting each other for hundreds of years. Make another wish."

Bill says "OK, I wish for you to make people love Hillary. Everyone says that she's an ugly nasty witch. I want people to think that she's really a nice person."

The genie says "Let me take a look at that map again."

-- Anonymous, December 04, 2001


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