The December 9 issue of the Weekly World News reports that "authorities" are saying that an alien from outer space walked among us earthlings for six hours asking people to take him to our leader. But it was Halloween night and everyone assumed the little fellow was a cotumed kid, so he finally flew off in frustration.

-- Anonymous, December 09, 2001

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Well, just be glad that no one took him to Hillary...

-- Anonymous, December 09, 2001

Barefoot, that is one hell of an astute comment. This way, maybe he'll get over his frustration and come back.

-- Anonymous, December 09, 2001