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when you have a bag of pretzel rods and a can of Kraft squirt on cheese spread, don't cha think?

-- Uncle Deedah (unkeeD@yahoo.com), December 12, 2001

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If you say so, but I would prefer a bag of potato chips and homemade ranch dressing. OINK OINK =oD

-- (cin@cin.cin), December 12, 2001.

Unk:

Tonight, we had scallops, browned in butter and steamed in white wine. These were served with a mixed salad which incluced popcorn shrimp. Very good.

Best Wishes,,,,

Z

-- Z1X4Y7 (Z1X4Y7@aol.com), December 12, 2001.


Yep Deedah, that would be good... except I would substitute Club crackers for the pretzel rods...

Watchin' cheese come out of a can... (?????)

The Dog

-- The Dog (dogdesert@hotmail.com), December 12, 2001.


Unk,

I will be at your place for the appetizer...

then heading to Z's, for the main course..

-- Peg (just a pretzel @nd cheese.seafood and eat it.type of gal), December 12, 2001.


Z you incluced the poor little shrimp? You monster!

-- (cin@cin.cin), December 12, 2001.


Unkie, Unkie, Unkie

Don't tell me ya eat that psuedo cheeze! Yecchhh! Not only does it have no flavor, at about $4/6oz can, I figure it's twice as expensive as good Tillamook! Fer shame!

-- Aunt Bee (Aunt__Bee@hotmail.com), December 12, 2001.


Brie and crackers for me, please. : )

-- Pammy (pamela_sue57@hotmail.com), December 12, 2001.

I hear ya Unk. I've enjoyed a good deal of the hoity-toity type cuisine that Z brags about so much, but it is mostly overrated by the pompous-ass sector of society. Often times the best things in life are the simple pleasures, like a well-made peanut butter and jelly sandwich. (BTW, mustard is damn good on those pretzels too.)

-- smell the roses (enjoy the @ simple. pleasures), December 12, 2001.

Four bux a can? Good heavens Bee, get to WallyWorld! Oh I bet there are other more tastier cheese products available, but none that provide such a perfect form fitting icing on a pretzel rod.

Shhhhhhhuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuk!

-- Uncle Deedah (unkeeD@yahoo.com), December 12, 2001.


Unk, the nearest super Wally World is like an hour away. Wouldn't be worth my gas to go someplace to get something I didn't want, now would it? Silly fella!

-- Aunt Bee (Aunt__Bee@hotmail.com), December 12, 2001.


Sweet potatoes smothered in black beans and ham, courtesy of my husband. It was really good.

-- helen (my@man.can.cook), December 12, 2001.

Unk, think of all that oozy stuff they will be squeezing out of your veins during your triple bypass.....

-- Cherri (jessam5@home.com), December 13, 2001.

Cherri, hope you're doing well!

Unk, you need to melt the cheese, add a little salsa, and use whatever to eat it. yummy. I with Aunt Bee - go for the good stuff.

-- Maria (anon@ymous.com), December 13, 2001.


I am busy inventing aerosol brussels sprouts. I will add food coloring to make them incandescent orange. I sense there is a vast untapped market for this product. Stay tuned.

-- Little Nipper (canis@minor.net), December 13, 2001.

Good idea LN. After that would you invent chips with ranch dressing inside them? Not ranch flavored, but chips that actually spooge out ranch dip when you bite em. Cin isn't the only one who likes that combo.

You could can it if you like, maybe have it squirt out formed like a pecan log, but it should be bright green rather than orange.

-- Uncle Deedah (unkeeD@yahoo.com), December 13, 2001.



What is "Cheese Food" made of? Was told it's whipped veggie oil w/ color and flavorings? If so, how do they make it a solid?

-- Carlos (riffraff@cybertime.net), December 13, 2001.

Fried bull testicles smothered with Heinz Catchup with a shot of Cutty Sark and a cool Rainer. There is nothin finer!

-- Boswell (fundown@thefarm.net), December 14, 2001.

With 3 shots of Cutty, 4 cool ones and a large bottle of ketchup, I might attempt a sniff.

-- (lars@indy.net), December 14, 2001.

lars, better toss in a shot of tequila too just to be safe.

-- Jack Booted Thug (governmentconspiracy@NWO.com), December 14, 2001.

I must be right on time, the alkeehaul is startin to flow : )

-- capnfun (capnfun1@excite.com), December 14, 2001.

unk, the question is... do I really want to bite into anything that "spooges"? hmmm I'll get back to you on that. ; )

-- (cin@cin.cin), December 14, 2001.

Cin,

LMAO...

Rollin' on the floor...

The Dog

-- The Dog (dogdesert@hotmail.com), December 14, 2001.


I'm with you on this one, if somethin' even acts like it might spooge in my direction...I am outta there!!!

-- capnfun (capnfun1@excite.com), December 14, 2001.

Cap'n,

I would be worried what kind of ingredients would be in something that 'spooges'... Know what I mean???

Backin' away from the kitchen table...

The Dog

-- The Dog (dogdesert@hotmail.com), December 14, 2001.


Backin'???....I'm runnin like hell!!!

Unidentified foreign matter, bye.

-- capnfun (capnfun1@excite.com), December 14, 2001.


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