The Merry thread

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Welcome to the merry thread. I have been feeling that this forum is slipping into gross unmerriness. Therefore this thread is only for expressions of merriness lest we all turn into Scrooge McDuck. Yes it is true the world is fixing to slip off its axis and nuclear weapons are proliferating as we speak, but only because unmerriness is spreading fast. Now I looked for a link for a company that bottled merriness, hoping that we could buy some underground. Unfortunately the FDA decided that they prefer us all to be miserable. Therefore in a statement of utter defiance I created this thread so that we could begin to mobilize our forces. So this thread is for the militantly merry and if you have a Bah Hum Bug in your soul take it to the Bah Hum Bug thread. Anyway I would like to hear your ideas on how we can distribute merriness and save Christmas present and future. It is very important, otherwise the evil Unmerry Terrorists will win by loosing their unhappy product upon us all. Now I know some of you may want to take up arms against this unhappy hoard, but I beg you to consider how very unmerry that would be. I also know that there is a faction that would like to strip us all of our merriness as we board various types of public transportation, but I say this would deny us the freedom to defend ourselves against these hapless unhappies. Anyway please give me your ideas, and quick, before the terrible terror of Unmerry Terrorists can rule the day. If we don't act now we might all end up looking like Hillary Clinton at a Bush speech before Congress. Thank you for your kind attention to this important update.

Little Bit Farm

-- Little bit Farm (littlebit@farm.com), December 13, 2001

Answers

It's a shame no one is feeling merrier. I do hate to look like Hillary;) Such a sad week, watching that awful video. I AM gonna shake this! Next week, we're taking off school, and we're just gonna think about getting ready for Christmas.

-- mary (mlg@aol.com), December 14, 2001.

Nooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!Not Hillary!!!!!okay, I'm strapping on my pointy elf shoes nad getting out the bells to strap on Boo the horned goat and we'll try and see if we can get a sled to go across the mud...Well- forget the sled, I left that in Wisconsin a thousand years ago. (okay, 15 years ago) But if it will help deter the Hillary I'll see if I can find one here!

We have Mary here. How could we possibly be unmerry?

-- Doreen (bisquit@here.com), December 14, 2001.


The 'Merry' Thread.

Hmmmm......

Does that mean we can also expect to see a 'Pippin' thread, a 'Frodo' thread and a 'Samwise' thread? Maybe a 'Bilbo' thread?

:^)

(I know it was corney, but what can I say? Once you get started it gets hobbit forming)

:^) :^)

-- StevenB (thicketyrowfarm@aol.com), December 15, 2001.


Thanks Little bit That hillary line helped me become very merry.

come to think about it..she's looked that way when she's been with slick willie........and I have noted her expressions and I have become quite merry!!

-- Jim-mi (hartaltalteng@voyager.net), December 17, 2001.


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