This time of year is very VERY hectic for everyone, me too. Add to that the fact that my bidness is insane this time of year with the snowbirds returning and demanding my instant attention...well, this is the time of year that I often feel like pulling my hair out. But since I shave my head I can't.

Suggestions?

-- Uncle Deedah (unkeeD@yahoo.com), December 21, 2001

Answers

Got pubes?

-- (no.pain@no.gain), December 21, 2001.

Pull someone else's?

-- (lars@indy.net), December 21, 2001.

Do you shave your ass too? ;^)

-- So (cr@t.es), December 21, 2001.

Do like I do. Get a pair of hemostats and pluck the hairs out of your nose. It makes your eyes water, but it feels good when you stop. The only problem is that the boogers won't pile up in your nose anymore, so you have to find something else to do instead of picking your nose.

-- al bundy (picking @ my. ass), December 21, 2001.

um...make as much money as you can because it won't last?

Busy times of the year always seem to push you to your threshold, but take relief in knowing that it will all be over before ya get a chance to sit down and relax LOL

Hang in there unkster. :O)

-- (cin@cin.cin), December 21, 2001.

Thank you cin!

Yah, I shouldn't bitch about it. I am very fortunate that I am toooooooo busy when many folks have been layed-off and wish they had work.

Perspective. Yeah, that must be why I asked.

( :P

Oh, yeah...to those of you who wonder about where my razor stops, heh, I ain't tellin, ask DIetEr!

-- Uncle Deedah (unkeeD@yahoo.com), December 22, 2001.

We've already heard about you Unk, it's all over the Internet. You have a phobia about having any hair on your body, so you regularly apply Nair to every square inch of your body. Smooth as a baby's bottom!

-- Harry Testicles (can't @ handle. Nair), December 22, 2001.

Maybe Cap'n could help you on the business side. He's got a full head of hair, so he might even agree to some "surrogate" work. [Only if the pay is right.]

-- Anita (Anita_S3@hotmail.com), December 22, 2001.

Unk, here's a cheery thought for you.....

Last night, before The Lord of the Rings movie began, I saw the trailer for a new Austin Powers movie. It's coming out next summer. Hang in there! ; )

-- Pammy (pamela_sue57@hotmail.com), December 22, 2001.

Now we need archives... I distinctly remember advice from DiEtER that went like this: "sTRetCh and FLatTEn", although for the life of me I don't remember which body part he was shaving at the time...

-- helen (memories@was.an.awful.song), December 22, 2001.

"sTRetCh and FLatTEn"

Sure that wasn't Ekans ?

-- capnfun (capnfun1@excite.com), December 23, 2001.