Firefighters Retrieve Man's Frozen Penis

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Firefighters Retrieve Man's Frozen Penis

Appendage Placed In Container, Taken To Hospital

Posted: 8:05 a.m. EST January 4, 2002

CAPE CORAL, Fla. -- Firefighters in Cape Coral, Fla., said that they retrieved a mans severed, semi-frozen penis from a freezer after receiving a call for assistance from a local hospital. The hospital requested assistance last weekend, after the man transported himself to the hospital. Firefighters found the penis attached to the surface of the freezer, then poured warm water over it to release it.

Firefighters placed the appendage in a container and transported it to awaiting medical personnel.

The man's name and condition aren't available. It also has not been determined if doctors attempted re-attachment or whether it was successful

Can't wait to here the story behind this one... wonder if the cat did it?

Ouch!!!

-- Anonymous, January 04, 2002

Answers

weird!

-- Anonymous, January 04, 2002

Oh sure, like it ever gets that cold in Cape Coral. Was it in the freezer perhaps?

When I first read the title, I was vaguely wondering if it was still attached, and if so, how it got to be in that condition.

-- Anonymous, January 04, 2002


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