Or could it really have happened? You be the judge.

A lawyer was in his office working late. So many widows and orphans to cheat, so little time. All at once the devil appeared in a puff of smoke and offered the lawyer a deal. Huge wealth and fame, but in exchange for his immortal soul. The lawyer's eyes narrowed: "OK, what's the catch."

-- Anonymous, January 07, 2002

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Ya gotta love it. I'm sending this to my sister-in-law, the lawyer!

-- Anonymous, January 07, 2002

He grabbed me round my slender neck,
I could not shout or scream,
He carried me into his room
Where we could not be seen;
He tore away my flimsy wrap
And gazed upon my form -
I was so cold and still and damp,
While he was wet and warm.

His feverish mouth he pressed to mine;
I let him have his way -
He drained me of my very self,
I could not say him nay.
He made me what I am. Alas!
That's why you find me here...
A broken vessel - broken glass -
That once held Bottled Beer.

-- Anonymous, January 07, 2002