A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is wearing nothing but a contented smile and smoking a cigarette.

The egg has its arms crossed and a deep set annoyed frown.

The egg says to the chicken, "Well, I guess that answers that question."

-- Anonymous, January 08, 2002

Answers

Chicken is clearly a male chauvinist pig...

-- Anonymous, January 09, 2002

hardee har har!

-- Anonymous, January 09, 2002