WASHINGTON (AP) -- President Bush fainted briefly in the White House residence Sunday after choking on a pretzel while watching a National Football League playoff game on television, White House physician Dr. Richard Tubb said.

Allegedly, Bush passed out while watching the Baltimore –vs- Miami playoff game on TV. There was mention of a pretzel incident but longtime suffering Dolphins fans are pointing to the dreaded ‘never bet on fish’ syndrome.

Major spin to follow….

-- So (cr@t.es), January 13, 2002

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Fish have taste buds all over their body skin.

-- Oxy (Oxsys@aol.com), January 14, 2002.

I'm glad I'm not a fish.

-- helen looks at all the poop lying around (bleh@no.more), January 14, 2002.