Nearly choked on my sarnie at the headline in the Ronnie G today. "Freddie goes down under" with a picture of the man. Nightmares of Spain again but to my relief he is only visiting Oz and the Far East on a Toon promo.

-- Anonymous, January 15, 2002

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I laughed at the Ronnie saying it was "a hush hush" trip. You wouldn't like them to be in charge of Official Scecrets...

-- Anonymous, January 15, 2002

Nah, Dougs...take out "...of Official Scecrets... " and you'd be right

-- Anonymous, January 15, 2002

Hey someone tell him Im having a barbie at mine on saturda' will they.... bring a bottle ;-)

-- Anonymous, January 15, 2002

As of 1250 hrs (WST) today he is not here!

-- Anonymous, January 15, 2002

So who knows his secret itinerary while in Australia? I might invite him to join us for bevvies down New South Wales Leagues club if he's around

-- Anonymous, January 16, 2002

Bollocks. He can take us down the Cross and show us the sights...

-- Anonymous, January 16, 2002

...but divvunt wear ya tops lads. He'll only teck the piss.

-- Anonymous, January 16, 2002

Ooooh. Will Douggie be coming too? Sounds as if it'll be quite a crush in the sauna at Porkys ...

-- Anonymous, January 16, 2002