Victoria Beckham and her driver were cruising along a country road one evening when a cow ran in front of the car. The driver tried to avoid it but couldn't - the cow was killed. Posh told her driver to go up to the farmhouse and explain to the owners what happened.

About an hour later, the driver staggered back to the car with his clothes in disarray. He was holding a bottle of wine in one hand, a cigar in the other and smiling happily. "What happened?" asked Posh . "Well," the driver replied, "the farmer gave me the wine, his wife gave me the cigar, and their beautiful daughter made mad passionate love to me."

"My God, what did you tell them?" asked Posh. The driver replied: "I'm Victoria Bekham's driver, and I just killed the cow."

-- Anonymous, January 17, 2002

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Women 'V' Men WOMEN

Women have strengths that amaze men. They carry children, they carry hardships, they carry burdens, but they hold happiness, love and joy. They smile when they want to scream. They sing when they want to cry. They cry when they are happy, and laugh when they are nervous.

Women wait by the phone for a 'safe at home call' from a friend, after a snowy drive home.

They are child care workers, executives, attorneys, stay-at-home moms, biker babes, and your neighbours. They wear suits, jeans, and they wear uniforms.

They fight for what they believe in. They stand up against injustice. They walk and talk the extra mile to get their kids into the right Schools and to get their family the right health care. They go to the doctor with a frightened friend.

Women are honest, loyal, and forgiving. They are smart and they know that knowledge is power.

Their hearts break when a friend dies. They have sorrow at the loss of a family member, yet they are strong when they think there is no strength left.

A woman can make a romantic evening unforgettable.

Women come in all sizes, in all colours and shapes. They live in houses, apartments and cabins. They drive, fly, walk, run or e-mail you to show how much they care about you.

They give compassion and ideals. They give moral support to their family and friends. And all they want in return is a hug, a smile, and for you to do the same for people you come in contact with.

MEN

Men are good at lifting heavy stuff and w*****g

-- Anonymous, January 17, 2002