LOST: a small golden Ring, plain (unless thrown into a fire, then elvish runes appear on it). Lost near Mount Doom, Mordor, Middle Earth. If found please call 1-800-DARK ONE.

PS: If you can read elvish, the runes say -- 'One ring to rule them all, One ring to find them, One ring to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them.'

Thanks, and have a nice day.

-- Sauron -- The Dark Lord of Middle Earth (ScragTheTroll@aol.com), January 22, 2002

Answers

OMG I just saw it yesterday! But I ate it...sorry *burp* heehee!

-- Monica (LedgersLady05@msn.com), January 22, 2002.

Thank you for the update. I will be sending out nine wraiths to retrieve it...by whatever means necessary.

-- Sauron -- The Dark Lord of Middle Earth (ScragTheTroll@aol.com), January 23, 2002.

OMG!!!! Cover all entrances and exits LOL!!!!...........I think that would be unplesant LOL!!!!

-- Amanda in Georgia! (amanda@sweetheathdreams.com), January 23, 2002.