Tastes like wabbit

The Fight of the Dragon and the Tiger

-- Anonymous, January 24, 2002

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LOL

How long did it take to find those?

-- Anonymous, January 24, 2002

Not long... the website these came from had a whole list of cat related articles, saw these and couldn't resist posting. Guess kitties can be counted as preps...

-- Anonymous, January 24, 2002

I hope they all choke on HAIRBALLS!!!!

-- Anonymous, January 24, 2002

Although they didn't specify in the articles, I assume they skin them first prior to cooking...

-- Anonymous, January 24, 2002

-- Anonymous, January 24, 2002

ROTFLMAO

I think we will pass on the Chinese take out tonight.

-- Anonymous, January 24, 2002

Reminder to self: Never click on Carl's threads. Never click on Carl's threads. Never . . .

-- Anonymous, January 24, 2002

I knew there was a reason I was fattening up Bandit...

-- Anonymous, January 25, 2002

Sheesh Meemur, it isn't like I posted something like this...

Stop the Slaughter... Don't Masturbate!

-- Anonymous, January 25, 2002

OG's gonna have a kitten when she sees that!

ROTFL

-- Anonymous, January 25, 2002

I've never understood why women love cats. Cats are independent, they don't listen, they don't come in when you call, they like to stay out all night, and when they're home they like to be left alone and sleep. In other words,every quality that women hate in a man, they love in a cat.

Go figure...

-- Anonymous, January 25, 2002

Silly Carl, cats listen VERY well, they just choose not to respond. As opposed to guys who can't quite tell you what it is they are ignoring.

-- Anonymous, January 25, 2002

A very traditional woman was enjoying a good game of bridge with her girlfriends one afternoon. "Oh, no! I have to rush home and fix dinner for my husband! He's going to be really mad if it's not on time!" she exclaimed suddenly.

When she got home, she realized she didn't have enough time to go to the supermarket; and all she had available was a wilted lettuce leaf, an egg, and a can of cat food. In a panic, she opened the can of cat food, stirred in the egg, and garnished it with the lettuce leaf just as her husband pulled up.

She greeted her husband and then watched in horror as he sat down to his dinner. To her surprise, the husband really enjoyed his dinner. "Darling, this is the best dinner you've made for me in forty years of marriage. You can make this for me any old day."

Needless to say, every bridge afternoon from then on, the woman made her husband the same dish. She told her bridge cronies about it, and they were all horrified. "You're going to kill him!" they exclaimed.

Two months later, her husband died. The women were sitting around the table playing bridge when one of the cronies said, "You killed him! We told you feeding him that cat food every week would do him in! How can you just sit there so calmly and play bridge, knowing you murdered your husband?"

The wife stoically replied, "I didn't kill him. He fell off the mantel while he was licking his butt."

-- Anonymous, February 13, 2002

ROTFLMAO

[note: L is for laughing, not licking]

-- Anonymous, February 13, 2002

oH my!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHA

-- Anonymous, February 13, 2002

As you all know very well, I DO NOT read Carl's threads.

-- Anonymous, February 14, 2002

Old Git.. glad to see you're still ignoring me :)

-- Anonymous, February 14, 2002

Dahling, I shall ignore you for as long as you want. :)

-- Anonymous, February 14, 2002